Screw Ed Jew. What you wanted to know was whether or not rape jokes were funny.
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In case you were wondering, public nudity is fine, so long as it doesn't involve urine or shit.
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Many of you spazzed out over a site highlighting able-bodied people who won't budge from the disability seats on public transit.
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Finally, a sanity-estranged commenter let you know that murderer/rapist Lovelle Mixon was just doing God's work. Naturally.
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