The city's going to be full of drunks (amateur and otherwise) tonight. We now bring you our quick guide to places where you might not have to stand in line to get a Guinness, or fend off twenty frat boys just to get from the door to the bar.

(Disclaimer: SFist makes no guarantees that the following venues will not be filled with amateur drunks and/or frat boys, nor that there will not be a line.)