We practically spit our shade-grown fair-trade Bolivian all over our copy of Giant Size X-Men #1 when we caught wind of San Francisco's newest completely great business: Caffeinated Comics. We haven't been yet, but we'd go there entirely because of this awesomely alliterative sentence:

Caffeinated Comics is a cosmically cool café where coffee connoisseurs can consort and connect with comic book collectors in a cozy internet café with free WI-FI.

Mission at Valencia. We'll see you there; we'll be those people with red eyes and shaking hands, angrily denouncing those who defile the genius of Alan Moore with mere celluloid.