At these prices, Dave Eggers should be institutionalized and brutalized Frances Farmer-style. See, the McSweeney's Store is having a crazy fucking sale. Seriously. For the next three days everything, everything on their store site will cost $15, $10, $5 or $1.

What does this unprecedented sale include? Works by Art Spiegelman, Nick Hornby, Marcel Dzama, Michael Chabon, Nerd Bird, Giant Squid, La Brea Tar Pits, and everything else in the store. Everything very-necessary, poignant, and richly textured must go! Check them out.

Sale ends this Thursday.