BAR: Sad about the Tonga Room coming to a close? Head over to the latest installment of Guerrilla Queer Bar to celebrate the exotic allure of the city's greatest tiki bar. (Note: you don't have to be of a homosexual nature to partake in tonight's fond farewell. But it wouldn't hurt.)

5 p.m. - 10 p.m. // Fairmont's Tonga Room & Hurricane Bar (950 Mason) // free

FILM: Get ready to get cheeky. Spice World (1997), the imperative landmark cinema classic that takes an unflinching look at women in music in modern day British society, screens at midnight tonight. (Bonus: a morbidly obese Victoria Beckham stars.)

midnight // Clay Theatre (2261 Fillmore) // $8-9.50

CLUB: "Ghostly International 10-Year Anniversary" celebrates 10 years of techno. Well, OK, fine, the music is more complicated that that -- it always is, isn't it? -- but if you feel the need to know even more about tonight's highly danceable music's sub-genres, go here.

9 p.m. // Mezzanine (444 Jessie) // $15-$20