Cook County is all aghast over Craigslist escort ads. According to KCBS, a sheriff filed "a federal lawsuit against Craigslist on Thursday, saying the popular online classifieds site promotes and facilitates prostitution on a massive scale." Well, duh. A Craigslist spokesperson said, "OMG, paying for hanky-panky is bad, and we follow the law, so shut up." Or something that. If you would like to check out one of the many fine masseuses on Craigslist, go here.