San Francisco is Sexy has an filthy post on the seven most phallic structures in San Francisco. (Which we came across at Curbed while drooling over images of the Paul Smith store, which cannot open soon enough. We pray to God Allison Speer PR isn't in charge if the velvet rope during the opening night party!) It's a great topic. So much so we couldn't help but think about all of the other structures in the city that resemble engorged penises. We would be remiss not to point out that One Rincon Hill is, and will forever be, the youngest hot cock in the city. The longest apartment building west of the Mississippi River surely would have come in at No 8. (Sutro Tower, by the way, came is at No. 7. Oooouuuuuuch.) Can you think of any others?