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For three months, porta-potties in the Marina, North Beach, and Russian Hill have gone up in flames. Rob Spectre at Dream Not of Today created this illuminating map that shows just where portable outhouses fell victim to San Francisco's favorite evasive arsonist/arsonists. Spectre goes on to report that authorities and citizens are downright flummoxed.

Construction contracters have been forced to camouflage their endangered restrooms. The SFFD’s Arson Task Force is baffled as to the torcher’s motivation. Writers and editors worldwide are running dangerously low on shitcentric circumlocution. It is quite nearly pooper pandemonium.

There have been 21 incidents of porta-potty immolating since November.