Write a haiku using the words "own" and "words," and be eligible to win a pair of tickets to tonight's 7 p.m. or 9 p.m. showings of Sketchfest's "Celebrity Autobiography: In Their Own Words." Comedians will read the autobiographical "masterpieces" of celebrities, such as Mr. T and Vanna White, with deadpan hilarity. Two winners will be notified by 4:30 today (sorry for the last minute notice)! Be sure to check your email.

Performers:
- Rachel Dratch
- Will Forte
- Jason Sudeikis
- Michael McKean
- Annette O'Toole
- Laraine Newman
- Scott Thompson
- co-creators Eugene Pack and Dayle Reyfel

Update: Thanks again for all the great entries. KatyG and NoahLotMore are today's winners!

Sketchfest | Celebrity Autobiography | Cobb's Comedy Club, 915 Columbus Ave, SF | Monday, January 19, 7 p.m. and 9 p.m. |