Grandpa Rove Now On Twitter

With an astounding 2,566 followers, Karl Rove is up and running on Twitter. (Get ready for luddites to declare Twitter over. They love declaring things over. It makes them feel like they're hip!) And, well, it's pretty dry. Does he type in any drunk tweets during the wee hours of the morning? Nope. Does he wax poetic about the meals he eats? Nah. Does he even discuss his most recent S-curled bowel movements? Alas, no. He (or, rather, some peon) merely rambles on and about George W. Bush. But he does score points for using the word "fabulous." So, you know, there's that.