"Am I the only one at work today?" read several Facebook updates this morning.

Nope.

So: in lieu of navigating through airport traffic and dodging clinically-obese, out-of-state passengers, are any readers still at the office today? (If so, we feel your pain.) Where are you at? And when does/did happy hour start? Managers, what will you do to make today a bit more merrier for your underlings? Let us know all about your inter-office holiday anguish in the comments.

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