• Emirates Airlines thanks you for flying. Well, some of you. [Matier & Ross]
• Zany bike machines! [Bici-Education, via Mission Mission]
• (Possibly gay) Rincon Hill resident shows off his wealth on exploitative ABC show. [Rincon Hill]
• The moon has personal space issues. [SFCitizen]
• 1,200 wait in line for career possibility with San Francisco Fire Department. [unemploymentality]