Write a haiku in the comments using the words "artist" and "televison" [Update: or "art" and "tv"] and enter to win a pair of tickets to the event! The winner will be notified by 10 a.m. on Friday morning.

Update: The winner is nanomonkey:

my television
on the curb like an artist
it's a recession

Artists' Television Access Banquette Sauvage | Sunday, December 14, 2 p.m. to Midnight | 992 Valencia Street (at 21st St.), San Francisco | $10, all ages