• Moscone Center to get a waterslide. (Wait, what?) [SF Weekly]
• Caylee 2.0: Gorilla mom shows no love for newborn at SF Zoo. [SFGate]
• Come live at the Clock Tower Lofts. [Curbed]
• The Capulet-Montague affair between Melanie Morgan and SFist continues to grow unabated. [Melanie Morgan]
• Bad sign placement in Concord work effort. [Claycord]
• Sick pig Jambri Johnson gets life for raping teen. [CBS 5]
• Joyous news: Violet Blue has a new blog. [art machines]
• Holiday Fast Pass drive. [Muni Manners]