• Remembering Mission baseball. [Mission Mission]
• You know what's worse than an improv comedian? Nothing. [Daily Clog]
• Woman killed in San Mateo home-invasion robbery. [SFGate]
• Noe Valley residents behave like, but don't like, shit. [Curbed]
• "...moments later she realized there was a rock hard penis in her face." [Muni Diaries]
• Fake doctor sues patient over negative Yelp review. [Consumerist, via Eater]