• The most frightening light bulb change, ever. [SFCitizen]
• Man accused of shining lasers at aircraft. Heh. [SFGate]
• Cal gets fired up about some sort of football match. [Daily Clog]
• There is something outside of California? Huh. How about that. [SFWeekly]
• Behold the semen oysters. [Oopsie Daisy]
• Detainment of the now. [Jameth]
• Contra Costa County prosecutor charged with rape. [SFGate]