• Former SFist Editor Eve Batey bids The Chronicle adieu. (Be sure to stay tuned for her new project, The San Francisco Appeal.) [@eveb]
• Ted Turner is a crazy old loon. Who sings. [SFGate]Behold the Ritz-Carlton residences. Swoon. Gasp. Sigh. [Curbed]
• Plump, hairy gays begin boycott of Cinemark. [BAR]
• Taggers of UCB, get your Sharpies ready. [Daily Clog]
• Indian man dies in pie-eating contest. Because pie is gross, trashy. [Valleywag]