FASHION: Ideally, tonight's panel at "Eco-Fashion: From Birkenstock to Couture" will damn digestion and the vile Birkenstock shoe, while championing eating disorders and the wondrous art of couture design. Realistically, they'll probably discuss ecologically-sound fashion, fair-trade, and manufacturing. (Wow. San Francisco can even render fashion boring. Oh, we kid. Sort of.) Skinny bitches Tierra Del Forte of Del Forte Denim and local Maggie Kim of oda participate along with Caren Holzman of TransFair USA and Zem Joaquin of Global Green USA wax fiercely on the future of fashion.

6 p.m. // Temple (540 Howard) // $15-$25

CLUB: Hot Sauce Express -- a fundraiser to help raise money for local trannies to make it over to IDKE 10 (International Drag King Extravaganza) in Cleavland, OH -- features a evening filled with some of the choices drag and burlesque artists in the Bay Area. Gender illusionists and dancers Holy Mcgrail, This Way /That Way, Kentucky Fried Woman, Hank Zalen, Fella Femme, HollyWood, Alotta Boutté, AfroDisiac, and Delicio Del Toro (our favorite name drag king name to date) perform.

8 p.m. // El Rio (3158 Mission) // donations accepted

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