MUSIC: Make your night an iPod commercial kind of night as !!! uses their signature dance-punk beats to get the ratty-ass kids on their feet. Sugar & Gold and DJ Jay Sonic also add spice to your evening. Also, the Independent's celebrates their 100th show this evening. Congrats, guys!

8 p.m. // The Independent (628 Divisadero) // $20 SOLD OUT

COMEDY: Every last Wednesday of the month this Mission bar hosts a free comedy night, featuring some of funniest Bay Area comics getting smashed live on stage.

6:30 p.m. // Delirium (3139 - 16th) // free

FILM: Hee, hee, hee, haw, haw, haw! Hans Christian Andersen's tale a self-loathing mermaid named Ariel, The Little Mermaid (1989), screens tonight. But it's not the version where she kills herself at the end; it's the one with the Jamaican singing crab.

7:30 p.m. // Castro Theatre (Castro & Market) //$10