• Nectarine dessert item at Zuni is, well, just one whole nectarine on plate. Which: genius. [Eater, via CH]
• Live-work lofts owners punished for not producing crap art? [Curbed, SFGate]
• Long-torsoed and dangerously hung Mikey Phelps has 7,600 pending Facebook friend requests. [Valleywag]
• Oh noes! Drama bomb dropped. [EyeOnBlogs]
• Bacon proves "Jews did 9/11" conspiracy theory. [Jameth]
• Obama's magic spell over the Bay Area translates into a whopping $7.8 million profit. [SFGate]

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