Bottom line, Jeff VanVonderen and Candy Finnigan would not be pleased.

San Francisco, it seems, placed third in Forbes' America's Hard-Drinking Cities list. Or so says the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's 2007 Behavioral Risk Factor Surveillance System Survey.

Yay.

Here's the breakdown:

1. Austin, TX
2. Milwaukee, WI
3. San Francisco, CA
4. Providence, RI
5. Chicago, IL
8. (tie) Seattle, WA, Cleveland, OH, St. Louis, MO
9. Boston, MA
10. Cincinnati, OH
11. Pittsburgh, PA
12. Virginia Beach, VA
13. Portland, OR
14. Jacksonville, FL
15. Detroit, MI