Oh, what fun! Soon after smashing Siebel's hymen to smithereens this weekend, Mayor Gavin Newsom has signed the 2008-2009 budget. Yay! Moments after putting his John Hancock on it, Newsom declared, "Today, I am signing a budget that despite the severe budget crisis [for you, not him], expands universal access to healthcare, strengthens programs for the homeless [sayonara, hobos] and protects public safety [or not] ... [w]e are doing more with less." Yesterday, it passed in a 10-1 vote, with the lone holdout going to SFist's number-one, sanity-estranged fan, Chris Daly.