One Rincon Hill - the tallest apartment building west of the Mississippi, or however its tag line goes - has been open and ready for business for some time now. It should come as no surprise to regular readers of SFist that we are very envious of its inhabitants, people who are ten times better than you.

That said, we're a bit disappointed today. And so is he. Why? Because at the top of the driveway leading to the main entrance of One Rincon Hill sits this pathetic patch of circular turf. This is its welcoming? A few blades of grass? We were hoping for some sort of gargantuan fountain or tacky steel and glass sculpture. Alas.

Nevertheless, we still love you 1RH. It's your little flaws that make you so very perfect. Sigh.