• Many still waiting for iPhone 3G climax. [Curbed]
• Google Maps’ "Walking Directions" will most certainly make you less fat. [Mission Mission]
• Is pin-thin Steve Jobs ill? [Valleywag]
• Muni caught on tape! [SFGate]
• Nike hates gay sex, or crotch rot, or something like that. [Gawker]
• Stevenson Street sexual outlaw at work. [Jameth]
• Rubicon to shutter its doors? [Eater]

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