So, we got a press release on Friday, as sometimes happens. We have no idea why it was sent to us, but the headline is precious: "Aly & AJ Unveil Two Guitars For Female Gamers; Guitars will feature bright colors and bold designs." Guitars for females! Why the very idea. The rest of the release is a bunch of blah blah blah about innovators and star power and teaching girls to rock. Yawwwn. We searched around but couldn't find a picture of the product anywhere, so there's no way to verify that this is for real. But let's assume that it's the awful truth, and that "bright colors" really just means "pink." Because, duh, it's for females.