Wide receiver Javon Walker of the Oakland Raiders was severely beaten, robbed, and left in a daze after a night of heavy partying in Las Vegas. Stripped of "large amounts of cash" and some jewelry, the football player was, it seems, blowing off some steam at such sexily-titled Sin City clubs as Tryst and Body English. According to the esteemed TMZ Walker was last seen "spraying pink champagne into the crowd" over at Body English. ("Sprayed Out Before He Got Laid Out," declares TMZ! Also: God, we thank you for bestowing TMZ and Harvey Levin upon us. Amen.)

He sounds like fun.

Police are currently re-tracing his steps in order to find out what happen. Because Walker? He hasn't a clue. The football player was rushed to a local hospital with non-life threatening injuries. Walker, 29, recently signed a six-year $55 million contract with the Raiders "after being released by the Denver Broncos in February."