• Time to go to Mitchell's. [WhatImSeeing]
• Kern County, possibly inbred. [SFGate]
• Top Chef Junior. WTF? [Eater]
• Fire in Stockton. [SFGate]
• And in the Santa Cruz Mountains, too. [CBS 5]
• 16-year-old high school girl addicted to porn, and Beth. [Spots]
• Muni talks stall. [Examiner]
• McCain really thinks he can win California? How adorable. [Calitics]