This morning in the Western Addition, a woman escaped the cold hands of death after a bullet went right through her window and into her TV. Yikes. Watching it around 2:30 a.m. -- and clearly a fan of either The King of Queens or San Francisco-based Half & Half -- the unidentified woman was not injured. The gunfire, it seems, resulted from a fight going on just outside her Eddy Street building. One unidentified man has been arrested so far.
An aside: We urge the owner of the TV set to come forward. We're sure f he or she does so, while turning on the waterworks, they will walk away with a nice, free flat-screen beauty in no time.