• Badly beaten rich kids, Bakers Dozen, head to court today. [ABC7]
• Supperclub's to celebrate Hitler's birthday in an unusual way. [Eater]
• Gridskipper, Wonkette, and Idolator leave Gawker. [Valleywag]
• J.K. Rowling's greedy. Quite right. [The Snitch]
• Would an In-n-Out burger taste better with Bacon? Wouldn't everything? [Yelp]
• ANTM halfway point = mindless clip show. [Culture Blog]
• Dear God, we're linking to Cute Overload. WTF is right. [CO]
• "At least my parents are the same color" Hillary Clinton bumper sticker tours the city. [Nature abhors a vacuum]