And yes, we've gotten it confirmed, the press corps in fact being ferried after the torch in one of those Bay City Quacker buses shaped like a duck. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
We'll update this post with the hilariousest pieces of news we get from the Olympics coverage, but big ups to the Chron, they deserve a Pulitzer just for the headline "Protestors chase after elusive torch." (alas, it's now gone, or we'd link to it.)
After the jump: Board of Supes pres Aaron Peskin's statement slamming Gavin Newsom for running away from problems instead of confronting them head-on!is