Want to help save Hole in the Wall Saloon from the spindly claws of old Mrs. Crabtree? Of course you do. It takes place soon, so head over to City Hall now, folks. Ahem:

5 P.M., City Hall, Room 416, One Dr. Carlton B Goodlett Place.

Let's hear it for the unstoppable power of the gay mafia. Mwah hah ha.