CLUB: Celebrate (the annoying) April Fool's Day with the 6th Annual After Saint Stupid’s Day Parade Party. All of the sheer zaniness takes place this evening, fresh, more or less, after today's Saint Stupid’s Day Parade. Los Banos will perform their noted "wacky, mariachi inspired, clown entrenched, lyrical interpretations." Also, Fluff Grrl breaks out their patented brand of "post-punk, pre-apocalyptic, art-fag rock." Food, booze, and young nubile bodies abound and astound (e.g., $2 PBRs and $2 tacos available) all night. Check it out.
9 p.m. // Thee Parkside (1600 - 17th St.) // $6 cover, $5 in costume
FILM: Blue Velvet (1986) screens tonight. Do we really need to say what it's about? Because you all already know, love it, right? Right. Famous for its Aaron Copland score, Something Wild (1961)--the story of "a young rape victim [who] tries desperately to pick up the pieces of her life, only to find herself at the mercy of a would-be rescuer"--screens after David Lynch's horrifyingly beautiful masterpiece.
7 p.m. & 9:15 p.m. // Castro Theatre (Castro and Market Sts.) // $