Oh, please, someone find a good home for this mammoth vagina couch that's for sale up in Mendocino. While we don't want to look at the thing much less touch it, certainly there's an SFist reader out there who wouldn't mind adding this piece to their decor.

The ad posted on Craigslist is as follows:

Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch Date: 2008-01-15, 11:46AM PST

For Sale - beautiful pink "vagina couch" that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5' 3" long, 3' 3" wide at the middle, and stands 2' 3" tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape. A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture. The couch must be picked up in Mendocino, a 3-hour drive north of SF. I am asking for $600 and a loving home! Call Willow at [deleted] or reply to posting.

Snatch it up before someone else does.

Update: the couch has been sold to someone on the other coast.