On February 19, Ed Jew's current attorney, Stuart Hanlon, will, ahem, "ask a judge to throw out the federal criminal case against the ex-San Francisco supervisor." You know, his case of bribery, mail fraud, and extortion? Yes, that one.

Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it, Ed. You are San Francisco's very own Britney. We don't get you, but we're fascinated by your thought process, or lack thereof.