• First eco-friendly homeless shelter opens its doors. Glamour, glitz, green. [Oakland Tribune]
• The Mayor uses Muni funds to pay his posse. [SFGate, N Judah Chronicles]
• Speaking of which, buy your "The N Is Near" t-shirt now. No, now. [N-Judah Chronicles]
• Mary Ratcliff reports on the police state formerly known as Bayview-Hunter's Point.Yikes. [SF Bay View]
• Yerba Buena Loft cover up? Shady. [Curbed]
• Although he seems like more of a Mission fag, Gus takes over the Castro. [eBAR]
• Sir, there are no photos allowed here at SFMOMA. Um, sir? [WhatImSeeing]
• Ammianio on Bronstein. [SFBG]
• Keeping your secret ingredients, well, secret. (But we will say this: Velveeta + Pace Picante + 3.5 minutes in the microwave = savory bliss.) [CHOW]