Because they are. "$210 and $225 tickets are sold out," we're told. But with the income you're pulling in from that tech job, you should be able to afford the pricer admission fee, right? Right. Go here to buy yourselves some dusty bliss.

We're not sure how this year's prom in the desert will top last year's What with a suicide mistaken for art and the hysterical premature ignition, you burners will have to try extra super had to make this year's shine.