Under the impression that SFist is a bastardized form of Ask Jeeves, a readers writes in to ask:

What should I do tonight? This town sucks.

Hangout at a Marina sports bar? Snort some fluffy white caterpillars? Go to your mother's? Seeing as how you told us nothing about yourself, we have no idea what you should do in this "town." But in lieu of our regularly scheduled SFist Tonight, can anyone tell this male and/or female anything fun happening in sucky San Francisco this evening?