• Tiger attack victims "yelled" at Tatiana. [SFGate]
• SF Main Library re-opened its first floor. We had no idea that is was closed. Still, yay! [CCBlog]
• Evacuating together. Aw. (Wasn't this an SNL commercial parody ages ago? With Phil Hartman and Victoria Jackson? Also: we're old.) [The Snitch]
• Staph infection hysteria is the new AIDS hysteria. So retro. [SFBG]
• Last night's gruesome N Judah Municide. [N Judah Chronicles]
• You know who's down with Barack Obama? Your mother. [Examiner]
• Duffy's (formerly known as the Barleycorn) looks pretty sharp so far. [Eater]