Here we see a can of Spam boasting 70 years of filling bellies with its pinkish meat. But here's what concerns us, deeply: the can of Vienna Sausages far in the background. As far as the processed-meat-in-a-tin-sold-at-liquor-stores medium goes, Vienna Sausages are tops for us. So tasty, really. Perfectly seasoned, too. We think VS deserves top billing. Always. Alas.

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