What useful information could these cellies contain? Contact numbers and pictures, maybe? It seems like a fair idea that representatives from the office of Mark Geragos (a Fox News Loser of the Week!) and the City Attorney's Office take a gander at these things at the same time. That's the proposal. How will Geragos reply? Tune in next week.

(In other news, Michael Jackson is not a freak, in any sense of the word.)