Wasn't "wardrobe-malfunction" a runner-up for Word (Phrase?) of the Year a few years back? (We have neither the energy nor patience to look for it. We're in the midst of a Walgreens discount holiday candy comedown, and it's painful. Seriously.) Anyway, at the risk of sounding like SNL's "Weekend Update" circa 2005, we present to you a couple of mannequins who look like they were either interrupted in the middle of a sexual assault, or in the process of making a baby mannequin together. (Aw.)
An SFist reader sent us these mildly NSFW shots he snapped up at two storefront windows in a place he calls "Omaha, Nebraska." Strange.
Another shot, one going out to all you fine heterosexual males and randy dykes out there, after the jump.