Oh man, this is going to happen to us when we reach a-certain-age, too. We just know it.

Harry Ramsay, a former Contra Costa County sheriff who served in the mid 1970s, went missing the other day after leaving his house on foot, and no one has heard back from the 85-year-old man. According to the the Chronicle, he has "mild dementia and vision problem" -- just like us.

We can't imagine that he's crossed the bridge, but residents and SFist readers of the mythical 925 area code are asked to check their backyards or beds that are juuuust right for a "Caucasian, 6 feet, 1 inch tall [guy]...weighing about 175 pounds with gray hair and blue eyes. He was last seen wearing a brown shirt, a green vest and dark red pants." Call Antioch police at 925-778-2441 if you find him.