The hallow'ed New York Times seems to think that no souls, not even "costumeless outsiders", will show up for "Nightmare on Castro Street." Mmmm. Well then, where else is there to go?

The City of San Francisco offers tons of alternatives for you. How about the Hillsdale Shopping Center Monster Bash in neighboring San Mateo County? That's on the list of official alternatives, so it must be good. What about Polk Street? Anything going to happen there? Or maybe you're just going to stay home? Please let us know. Have a safe and happy Halloween!