A little birdie sent us an e-mail concerning the story about Sean Penn's recent desire to wade into the wonderful world of SF politics. According to said birdie, Madonna’s ex was watching Fox News (!) and saw this story about our local Mayoral Race. The story, posted above, was an interview with the naked guy and Chicken John (recently seen playing zombie after the debate) about the Mayoral race. Believe it or not, Fox seemed to think the whole thing was kind of amusing

Anyway, rumor has it that Sean saw this, failed to see any humor in it, and made his offer to be the money bags to everyone's favorite hunky-hipster attorney. Again, we don't know if this is true or what the what is with the story. It could be a joke, a crazy rumor, or something Sean and Matt jokingly talked about while drinking some wine and discussing the finer points of Costas Gravas's L'Aveu.

But, as always, if you know something, send those cards and letters.