The Chronicle couldn't. And neither could we. That is, until we read today's most awesome "Corrections" on SFGate.

-- In Saturday's story about the Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival, the sexual orientation of the Whoreshoes was misstated. Only vocalist Lala Hulse is a lesbian. The other members of the all-female band are heterosexual.

O! To read the missive informing the writer that they ain't no goddamn dyke. Not that we know a thing about errors, SNAFUs, and blatant fibbery. Perish the thought.