Gucci Storefront Afternoon Robbery

Some very sad news.

According to Bay City News, "[t]wo men among the midday shoppers" smashed the storefront window at Gucci (Union Square) and stole an undisclosed amount of jewelry. No one has yet to be arrested for the luxury-store violation.

During midday? Really? Wow. Were they super villains? Because how else did they evade capture in the afternoon light? Someone at Burning Man is found and arrested for flicking their Bic during a total lunar eclipse, but in Union Square, it's a smash-and-grab free-for-all. The SFPD was probably wasting time over in the Western Addition or Hunter's Point. Will they ever learn?

We expect this kind of behavior at Loehmann's, not Gucci.