We want this. We want this bad. We want this now. Then again, who wouldn't want an oversized cardboard cutout of la Gibson looking a tad fey? [insert drunk-driving, anti-Semitic, or Catholic joke here] Perfect for any drab Victorian apartment's rooftop. Anyway, it's up for bid on eBay, if the mood should strike.

(Thanks to SFist reader Alissa for the find.)