-- Whole Foods might be in a whole mess of trouble. Federal regulators look over seven years worth of (not-so) anonymous, ethically-questionable financial site postings made by chief executive John Mackey, who apparently has never heard of an IP address. Dumbass. [AP via SF Gate]

-- Elderly man shoots garbage truck because of the union lockout. But probably more so because of the sundry of shitty smells, senility. [KTVU]

-- Tim Goodman talks about the importance of cable TV; conversely, won’t write the word “fucking” in its entirety. [Chron]

-- Mary Spicuzza won't wear a diaphragm, and with very good reason. [The Snitch]

-- KA-BLAM! Daly City car crashes into a gas station, action movie-style. One person is treated for minor injuries. [ABC 7]

-- And to conclude All-Star Week, pictures from Barry Bonds' la-de-da fête at Roe. Ha! Sports personalities are just so cute when they take a stab at being chic. Aw. [SFBG]

(Our apologies for our unforgivable delay in getting this out.)