Number of people pictured in this week's Swells society column: 101.

Number of people pictured whom we recognize: 5 (including Rita Moreno, Justice Harry Low, and Wonder Woman).

Minority count: 18 (about 18%) -- there's a benefit for the Chinese-American Int'l School this week.

Hats, scarves and wraps, tiaras: 6 (including a big Beach Blanket Babylon one), 6, 0.

Getty v. Traina: 5-0.

Number of Gettys pictured that are actually Gavin Newsom: 4.

Number of Gavin Newsoms pictured with the exact same expression: 4. Seriously, it's kind of creeping us out.

Number of times Stanlee Gatti says he's seen Beach Blanket Babylon: 9,012.

Number of big checks pictured: 1. We love a big check.

Ranking of this line by Gavin in our "Swells Line of the week" contest: 1: "Please stay in San Francisco and don't move to Marin!" to the parents at the St. Luke's private preschool Teachers' Appreciation Dinner.