Ahem. Anyway, the Carnival's happening this Thursday, the 7th. Short notice! Better start polishing your buckles and straps now. They're raising funds for erotic services workers to attend labor training camps. That's labor training, of course -- stuff like "occupational, health, safety, social, civil, and economic rights." The life of a busy sex worker isn't all corsets and e-stim, y'know. (Though we can still fantasize.)

Entertainment includes a cabaret show and lots of sexy door prizes, and admission is delightfully free. It all goes down this Thursday, June 7, from 7 pm to 10 pm at Café Flore, at the corner of Market and Noe.